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Joke time

A happy occasion whereby a party, two or more, are engaged with humorous activities or discourse.
Lulu ''you mean everybodies been having joke time on group chat without me?''
Gavin ''yeh I'll invite you quick before you get fomo''
by Alialias July 27, 2017
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robot jokes

Matt's robot jokes are not funny.
by captaingeech March 27, 2019
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Resist joke

a joke based off of something sexually attracting or something just sexual "RESIST JOKE"
post cropped ankha porn "Resist joke"
by yng mickey October 1, 2021
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So as a joke...

The unforgettable opening to one of the most cursed copypastas within the Hololive fanbase. The copypasta revolves around 2 male characters, the author and his friend. As a joke, the author dressed up as Usada Pekora and visited his friend's place. However, they both end up getting turned on and.. Let's just say that they made some gay memories together.
A: Koe's cosplaying the Hololive girls now!? I wonder if he'll cosplay Pekora some day
B: so as a joke...
C: What have you brought upon this cursed land
by Nyanyanya222 March 12, 2023
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Kishbaugh Jokes

Jokes that are slightly funnier than Chandler Jokes. Most people either laugh at Kishbaugh Jokes or just stare at his stupidity. They usually contain some euphemism about male genitalia.
Kishbaugh Jokes use a collective and racist form of "The Biochemists" to convey humor .
by NastyLaC23 August 19, 2017
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Ross the joke

Guy 1: What idiot called it erectile dysfunction and not ballzhiemers?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke because you just made the joke not funny?
by Ainsleysommers December 21, 2018
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Joke Police

One who determines whether a other person's joke is a joke depending on how offensive the joke is. This is similar to a Schrodinger’s douchebag—one who determines if the joke they made is a joke or not based on the reaction of other; however, the main difference between Joke Police and Schrodinger’s douchebag stems from who is determining if the joke is a joke and the factors of what makes the joke a joke.

Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.

People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.

The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Person A: "What happens when person walks into a wall?"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."

C: "That's not a joke!"

A: "Ok, Joke Police"
by YesIAmPissedOff August 10, 2022
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