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heather

an amazing song that was ruined by straight tiktok
friend: omg your heather

me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
by beanie haha lol December 20, 2020
mugGet the heathermug.

Heather

The type of momma who attempts to broom handle spear their own child in the RV park. Most commonly will be found wearing a wig/bonnet and complaining about her baby daddies.
The whole RV park was talking about the sores on Heather’s ass.
by Wiggins Finest November 28, 2020
mugGet the Heathermug.

Heather

Heather is such a bitch
by Veggie chips November 23, 2021
mugGet the Heathermug.

Heather Heffner

Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.
Dude quit acting like a heather heffner, it's freaking me out.
by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022
mugGet the Heather Heffnermug.

Heathers

Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
Omg the Heathers are with VeRoNiCa
by busterisheresis November 12, 2019
mugGet the Heathersmug.

mt07 riders called heather

Normally a woman that fancies mt10 sp riders so much that they want to be the same but can’t handle the mt10 so have to get a little 07 restricted.
Look at the bunch of girls over their eyeing us up. They must be Mt07 riders called heather.
by Mr MT10sp November 25, 2020
mugGet the mt07 riders called heathermug.

mt07 riders called heather

Normally a girl that fancies mt10 owners so much that they want to be just like them but they can’t handle an mt10 so they go for a little restricted mt07.
See those girls over there eyeing us up? Yeah they must be mt07 riders called heather.
by Mr MT10sp November 25, 2020
mugGet the mt07 riders called heathermug.

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