Hayden

a fat vietnamese chigga. he is stupid unless it comes to banh mi

"Hayden runs all the banh mi stores in Cabra"

by karreyhang December 7, 2023

Hayden

Hayden is a fucking retard

"I heard Hayden got a 8/40 on his test"
"What a fucking retard"

by BuffFries December 12, 2023

sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.

IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot

by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023

Hayden

the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. he’s kind and thoughtful and is one of those rare people that’s personality is just as beautiful as their looks. he will always make you smile and even after a short time you’ll never want to stop talking to him. he has a great sense of humor and a terrible taste in fruit (oranges 💗💗). he’s also practically blind. but he’s funny and charismatic so I give him a pass. ew I’m being too nice I’m done.

hayden is not and never will be batman

by seapicklessss July 7, 2023

Hayden

Thick thighs, cute af, kinky mf.

"Damn hayden pegged me last night "
"me too!"

by Copia69 July 13, 2023

Hayden Langmaid

One of JG_BoosT's closest friends

Hayden Langmaid is chill

by JG_BoosT July 13, 2023

Hayden

Hayden is a boy who is very large. He has bad tempers. If you get in a fight with hayden, I advise you to get the high ground quickly.

Person 1 POV "Hayden, why you get B in maths?"
Hayden (Temper goes up)
Person 1 *Climbs mount everest

by REALNAMEUSED August 11, 2023