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Moist Grandma

When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson
Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma
by Stinky lucas gang December 4, 2020
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Grandmas with benefits

1. Grannies who get together on the weekends to "play chess" and "knit".

2. Elderly friends who have intercourse but are not seriously emotionally involved with each other.
"Rachel and I like to get together sometimes to have fun when my husband can't satisfy me. It isn't a big deal, we're just Grandmas with benefits"
by ClubBottle September 25, 2022
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GrandMa

Bartender slang for Grand Marnier. Because of it's high alcohol content, cognac roots, and orange flavoring, Grand Marnier is often the drink bartenders use to wind down.
I can't wait to finish this shift and see grandma. Or. Grandma, neat, in a snifter please.
by Luke from the Ritz July 18, 2021
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Grandma

A woman who looks through her purse as a form of entertainment.
Grandma forgot her purse in her cart at the store again. What's she going to do for fun now?
by phatbat.exe November 1, 2020
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Grandma McFlurry

When three or more sperm donors ejaculate into the Urn of a deceased grandma.
Agnes was such a cumslut, the boys and I gave her a Grandma McFlurry to let her ashes rest as she did.
by Gelly7 June 2, 2024
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Grandma Wet Lips

A Grandma Wet Lips is the ultimate thot. They can usually have 100-390,000 kids, and about 30 boyfriends at a time. They are perpetually 97 and never age. She ends up creating humongous families on accident, and occasionally can be seen working with the Mad Titan Thanos.
Oh god, here comes a Grandma Wet Lips and her 1,000 person family. I think we might die.
by Pigeon- June 8, 2018
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