I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

It ain’t even Half Time

A phrase used when a person, team or nation is not at their fullest capacity/ Peak yet and they are dominating a competitor.

Did you see how I just went 63-2 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱

by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021

god getting even

Natural consequences to stupid behavior

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”

by Mike Whittaked January 13, 2023

the entrée of the evening

This can be seen as the most exciting and rewarding event of any evening - the main course of a night. It can be romance...it should be romance....

George: "So, last night! Wow! I mean, What a night!"
Chuck: "What did you do or I mean, who did you do? HAHAHAA!"
George: "I was with Alexia. She is so sweet! We held hands and looked into each others eyes - that was the entrée of the evening. I'm not a sex fiend like you, Chuck. Now let's go mug that old lady!"

by von groovy July 10, 2024

Ashley Evens

A slut or hoe. Will always try to suck a dick. Most of them have curly hair. Mostly skinny twig like figures with no meat of her. Always will have an eighty's look. These people are also weird and can't stay off of a certain topic for months.

Did you see that girl? She definitely looked like an Ashley Evens!

by De Subiie January 9, 2017

Even

A common boy name in Europe. Even has a big heart and is very kind. Most of the time Even’s soulmate starts on the letters F or A.

Hi Even!

by Lolol321 June 6, 2020

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 7, 2025