Edward Cullen

Yet another character that is, thank goodness, FICTIONAL and part of the crap series Twilight. I mean he's the most selfish person, he could have used his immortality to help the world but NOPE, instead he goes to high school a MILLION BILLION TIMES and falls in love with a girl who is what, eighty freaking years younger than him? Anyways as a child he spilled superglue and glitter all over himself, thus making him sparkly, however he believes he has the skin of a killer. Edweird (yes, EDWEIRD because he is weird) is also gay and a pedo, and what's more, a lot of girls have a crush on him even though not only is he a pedo and selfish, he is also abusive, "superior", and a creepy stalker. Because that is apparently attractive nowadays.

Girl 1: Omg that guy is so hot, he's such an Edward Cullen
Girl 2: Ikr I want him
Me: He's not even pretty like wh-
Them: SBDJFUHSKJFIJKANEFNSDG SHUT UP YOU-
Me: JEEZ FINE

by KkMoikK September 24, 2018

Edward Cullen

The most beautiful man on earth and is also in the movies and books of twilight which I love and some people say that they hate twilight but they are just mad mad because hey are not Bella Swan who is Edwards true love so if some bitch tells you that twilight is not good just ignore them

girl 1:edward Cullen is perfect
girl2:i know

by LOLLOVE123 May 13, 2017

philip and edward

they are very inlove and they make love evrytday the fuck 24/7 and kiss eat other. They like each other pog!

philip and edward r horny

by s0xxhu January 22, 2021

seeing Edward

One of the symptoms of a coming migraine is that you experience a 'light show,' or sparkles. So when you start 'seeing Edward,' or 'seeing Edward Cullen,' it means you're about to get a migraine.

I feel awful... I should have known, I've been seeing Edward all day.

by -Holly- July 9, 2010

Edward Conrad

UK slang for retarded or someone with extreme STD’s

Yo, you look like Edward Conrad

by Covidisshit September 4, 2020

Edward Moody

The name a virgin ginger that gets angry about girls and always tries to hard but fails a lot also always gets friend zoned

I pulled an Edward Moody and didn't get any from my girl last night

by Edthepussybitch March 21, 2017

The Edward Jonny

The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.

"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."

by Johnston Hughes January 8, 2009