I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

For even mafa said it

A quick way of saying "I already knew you said that before you even motherfucking said it".

Meaning:

You already knew something before that person told you

Yes dad, for even mafa said it

by imaginethisxz March 30, 2025

mist evening

A male having sex in the smoking hot shower with at least 5 girls

What you doing tonight?
I'm having a mist evening

by chickchockpoopoo November 13, 2013

Even

A common boy name in Europe. Even has a big heart and is very kind. Most of the time Even’s soulmate starts on the letters F or A.

Hi Even!

by Lolol321 June 6, 2020

god getting even

Natural consequences to stupid behavior

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”

by Mike Whittaked January 13, 2023

Ashley Evens

A slut or hoe. Will always try to suck a dick. Most of them have curly hair. Mostly skinny twig like figures with no meat of her. Always will have an eighty's look. These people are also weird and can't stay off of a certain topic for months.

Did you see that girl? She definitely looked like an Ashley Evens!

by De Subiie January 9, 2017

get even, or get even worse

Casino slang refers to a situation where a player has lost a significant amount of money playing slots and, instead of simply going home, decides that the better course of action is to go to the baccarat or blackjack table and wager the exact amount of their loss on a single hand. If the player wins, they "get even"; if they lose, they "get even worse." This concept was developed by the infamous Vegas Matt.

"Well, we just lost $12,000 in twenty minutes--the best thing to do is go play one $12,000 hand of baccarat to get even, or get even worse.'

by mr katz November 21, 2024