brinda

a person with bad hearing and eyesight, also is very short and is good at fake laughing

brinda; huh what did u say?

by hello humans on earth September 21, 2020

Brina

A person who is triggered by simple things, and believes their opinion is set higher than others by default.

They are simple minded and generally ugly on the inside.

Oh my god, don't be such a Brina.

by Maggie The Hoar August 4, 2018

bringing to the table

To Bring to The Table:

To give stories of sexual encounters,

photos of girls,

supply of food,
wanting lunch at 12 pm

and

informing the boys of new female staff
or
girls walking past.

Failure to comply with these rules can bring upon ‘Dogging of the boys’

Emailing around pictures of good looking girls to mates at work is referred to as "bringing to the table."

by dogginthboys May 13, 2009

Briner

A "Briner" is a fan of the cable television host and cook Alton Brown. Originally it referred to fans of Alton's show Good Eats but now can refer to fans of Feasting on Asphalt and Iron Chef America as well. Specifically it refers to participants on the message board at www.goodeatsfanpage.com. The name refers to Alton's technique of soaking turkeys and other meats in a flavorful salt solution to enhance their flavor, a technique called "Brining", hence "Briners".

If you can name all the different parts of the inside of an egg and argue furiously about sugar in cornbread or the presence of beans in Chili (with an I), you might be a Briner.

by Parintachin April 21, 2008

bring the female out of

To have a man crush on another guy.

Man, that Matt Lauer, he can just bring the female out of me.

by wezil_18 January 12, 2011

Brindlemeister

A person who, upon drinking a tiny ammount of alcohol, begins to experience surreal moments.

"Brindlemeister's on a Brindle again."

by Shondocker November 12, 2004

"bring in the tomatoes"

a phrase referring to the sudden, unexpected, and unexplained removal of oneself from a position of employment. Usually executed in a flippant manner, sometime by email, and always followed by a gift of produce.

If a person were to leave their place of employment and only give, say a few hours notice and not say goodbye to her co-workers, that would be "bring in the tomatoes"

by DO AT June 18, 2008