Bailout banging

When a friend has sex with a girl interested in you so that she will cease her unwanted sexual/romantic interest

Didn't Sophia have a crush on you freshman year?
Yeah but my friend Maliek started bailout banging her for me and she lost interest.

by StupidtheWise November 19, 2013

pen branding

when you rub a pen back and forth really fast on a folder for a while. Then you put it on someone and it burns them

Person 1: Hey, bud, you're such a good friend to me.

Person 2: Screw you! I'm gonna pen brand you! *starts rubbing the pen on the folder*

Person 1: Nobody knows what that is. *pen brands him* Owwwwwwch

Person 2: Hehe, I like pen branding

by bossness00 January 15, 2014

knuckle banging

to fuck the shit out of someones knuckles

i just finished knuckle banging cody and shaine so hard

by muncherofallass April 21, 2014

digital branding

The use of social media, email, sms and digital media for marketing and branding.

"We need to be targeted in our marketing efforts by employing digital branding to focus on digital media for improved profits." -small business owner

by Addison King February 6, 2015

mentally banging

Consciously sexing someone in your thiughts.

I was mentally banging him hard core.

by Jamesvcc2 April 21, 2016

Hanana Bandling

Handjob. It's a handjob.

So I asked her what her hanana bandling policy was, and she said "fervent supporter."

by TenaciousDTF July 23, 2016

Subliminal bragging

Someone who feels the need to brag about their accomplishments by using obscure ways to talk about it.

Or
Someone who will talk about other people's failures and use their mediocre successes to talk about themselves.

Jose: I'm looking forward to you finally attempting a half ironman. I did one because I'm an amazing athlete, but you can to if you train hard

Jason: we failed together remember?

Jose: but I found an easier course, passed now I'm an ironman, I'm really amazing and you will be one day too if you work hard.

Jason: but you did a half not a full. Stop using subliminal bragging to promote yourself.

Jose: iron sharpens iron, you will understand one day if you ever finish one

by Jdavis1178 June 26, 2016