A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.
-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
by IacobAlmançor May 21, 2018
Get the Bar storymug. When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.
Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
by That Other Guy's Nan December 20, 2013
Get the story bombermug. The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.
Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh
by itisme543 December 29, 2011
Get the Story Basketmug. (1)when a athlete as a freshman doesnt make the team as a freshman, but returns the folowing year as a sophmore and rapes the competetion at tryouts
(2) at the end of tryouts when the coaches give the speech about how a player who got cut freshman year and came back to play there later three years of the sport succesfully
(2) at the end of tryouts when the coaches give the speech about how a player who got cut freshman year and came back to play there later three years of the sport succesfully
Andy: did your that jack got cut from the lacrosse team?
Ellis: Aww true
Andy: its ok hes gonna be a glory story
Ellis: Aww true
Andy: its ok hes gonna be a glory story
by chief brown tip April 10, 2011
Get the glory storymug. A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.
by bsmithers April 13, 2019
Get the A Jordan Storymug. "Have you always been such a womanizer?"
"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."
"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."
"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
by Little Walnut August 25, 2018
Get the Whorigin Storymug. A duck story is basically just a song where you tell somebody a story of a duck trolling somebody!
Basically of you want somebody to tell you of a story of a person getting trolled by Quackity then ask them to tell you a duck story
Basically of you want somebody to tell you of a story of a person getting trolled by Quackity then ask them to tell you a duck story
kid: tell me the duck story
guy: when a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any grapes?"
guy: when a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any grapes?"
by tsar obama October 26, 2020
Get the duck storymug.