Roach

Fake bitch that's heartless everyone hates her guts. She needs too calm her tits...oh wait what tits. Looks like a burnt garbanzo bean. Is ugly. You must keep away! Bring raid wherever you go, there's one in every damn school.

Oh there's the roach, where's my raid

by Dork panda131 October 20, 2017

Roached

Past tense of reaching out

“I roached out to you a few weeks ago, you never responded.”

by dime & dyl May 14, 2025

Johm Roaches

The superior nickname for Jawn Rocha, a photographer best known for photographing the pop-punk band Waterparks on a number of their tours.

“Yo, what’s that band photographer guy’s name again? Something like John, but spelled weird...”
“he be johm roaches”

by regenerating degenerate September 18, 2018

sofa roaches

A group of Teenagers occupying a lounge room. Esp. if there is an insufficient number of seats .

I can't watch the football because the TV room is full of sofa roaches.

by Roozy666 April 26, 2019

Stalk roach

A person who is the lowest form of a.gang

The thestalker

The guy who stalked me was so sleazy that I called him a stalk roach.

by Manuel59manuel June 3, 2020

Roach

Every roach in the world wants to meet one person, a boy/girl named Morgan. Cause every Morgan I meet is deathly afraid of roaches

Girl: is that a roach?

Morgan: WHAT WHERE, KILL IT!

by Sugawara(mama) February 9, 2023

Dan roach

Sexiest man you'll ever meet, often cannot be found like finding a rare pokemon.

Sam: Yo I think I just found Dan Roach Ashik: ye man that guy was pretty fit tbf

by Big Tube January 6, 2023