Skip to main content

one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever
1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
by UncleRody April 11, 2022
mugGet the one time mug.

Dead time

The time you spent from being held in custody to the time of you sentencing
Bart : remember that guy that got arrested at school? We’ll he got sentenced just today
Mill house : man that guy did a lot of dead time
by Shakell January 1, 2023
mugGet the Dead time mug.

The Two Time

A euphemism for sexual intercourse.

having multiple meanings:
1) you last for only 2 strokes
2) you go for two rounds

hence the name "The Two Time"
"so you gave her The Two Time"
by Treyed-mark September 29, 2023
mugGet the The Two Time mug.

Time Traveling

To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.
Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...
by Milk_wasa-bad_choice December 22, 2014
mugGet the Time Traveling mug.

Gaga Time

It means that you're having a really awesome time being all drunk, having sex like in lady gaga's music video.
person 1: dude are u going to Chyna's party?

person 2: hell yeah! We're going to have a gaga time!

person 1: Awesome!
by Lonna December 18, 2011
mugGet the Gaga Time mug.

Your mother times 3

Mother gay means that if your mother is gay you are also gay your mother times 3
by Your mother times 3 November 9, 2019
mugGet the Your mother times 3 mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email