mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024
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Lardy fart

When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.
Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was
by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023
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mitt fart

Also known as the queef. When a girls vag makes a noise during sex as you go in and out
Dam girl you just mitt farted
by dolceglr September 22, 2013
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fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.
person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
by fartness lockness July 01, 2022
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Double Part Fart

Two farts in quick succession that part your cheeks twice.
by Spartacus Sparkles July 13, 2021
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Chong Fart

The nickname of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina star Gavin Leatherwood. Even though Wikipedia lists his ancestry as ''mostly of Irish with Native American, English, Spanish and Welsh ancestry,'' one has to admit that he indeed resembles a PSY-esque K-pop fuckboy.

In addition to the aforementioned resemblance, if one attempts to pause the show at any moment Chong is on screen, one would feast one's eyes on a pseudo-flirtatious wrinkled forehead that reminds one of an unpleasant session on the toilette during a diarrhoea episode that every person is so accustomed to.

Thus, the nickname Chong Fart.
Shut up Nicholas, you Chong Fart!
by Suka Gebly October 20, 2024
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Chocolate Frosted Fart

When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)
Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!
by Boah4 September 22, 2022
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