Ass cheese

The fermented cheese poop that sits in your butt if you don’t wipe.

I know I should lay off the Cheetos but I really love that ass cheese.🧀 🧀🧀

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018

cheese

a way of describing something

“my brother just fell down the stairs”
“cheese”

by CHEES3y February 16, 2020

Cheese

Cheese is a dairy product produced in wide ranges of flavors, textures and forms by coagulation of the milk protein casein. It comprises proteins and fat from milk, usually the milk of cows, buffalo, goats, or sheep..

Pizza delivery guy: I have your cheese pizza and your 3 apple juices here.
John: Thanks.
Pizza delivery guy: No problem.
John: Oh i had 4-...
Pizza delivery guy: Runs away.

by The. one. bottle. of. lotion. February 1, 2022

cheesed

verb

To be cheesed means to be pissed or angry
This phrase is mostly seen in youtubers such as DavidParody or WolfieRaps.

*scratches car*
Tim: 'I'm cheesed!'

by nathaannn June 2, 2017

cheese pizza

censoring of the words "child porn"
usually used in youtube videos to avoid demonetization

youtuber guy: and as you can see here guys this is some real bad cheese pizza i censored it for your eyes but its real bad
guy: what the fuck

by daftrio January 29, 2025

Cheese

The most delicious substance ever created. Can also be used as glue if it hardens. Easily attracts rats if you want a side for your meal.

Can I have some cheese?

by Joemamalol January 20, 2023

Wet Cheese

Cheese chunks melted in water that you serve on toast with pepper for breakfast

“Mom! Make me some wet cheese. Mom! I want the Bradbury special right meow!”

by Incognitmoe February 8, 2022