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i am fuckin pissed

the process of feeling angry
the result of injury or personal slight
the burning desire to murder your boss/peer/irritant
feeling: hot sensation near cheek, upper neck and lightness within the head followed by faint and despair
i am fuckin pissed already so don't expect me to give you a valid example
by vik420 December 29, 2007
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I wanna FUCK YOU

Fall in love with you

Unleash all my love on you

Cuddle you for hours

Keep your heart safe
I wanna fuck you for all of eternity.
by hellyeahfuckthis October 26, 2020
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I believe teh Science

A phrase commonly uttered by those who can't even do algebra.
I believe teh Science is real, the solution to x^2 + 1 = 0 is real, water is real, Fauci = love, Science = love, so Fauci = Science, therefore questioning Fauci makes you an anti-science bigot. Tl;dr I am better than u.
by bobbymcprescott August 9, 2021
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"i want your babies"

term used to express great attraction or friendship with another person; a compliment.
See Natasha Bedingfield's: "I wanna have your babies"
(in no way a CREEPY suggestion.. unless said to a stranger.. don't try that.)
Janey: "Hey, Jilly, "I want your babies"."
Jilly: "LOL I love you, too."
(Does not in any way affect/ determine sexuality of speaker)

Can be used to say:
I want you, bebeh
I love you
You're my friend
I have a crush on him/her (I want his/her babies)
(usually said by girls.. it's less creepy)

Also can:
interrupt an akward silence.. akwardly
by smelly jane December 11, 2007
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'I like turtles' bomb

dropping 'i like turtles' at random or inappropriate moments in a conversation. This phrase was made famous by that stupid kid on the internet when asked a question which did not merit an 'i like turles' response. It can be funny if used sparingly... very sparingly.
person1: that test was nothing what i expected, i hope i passed.

person2: yeah, that test was tough.

person1: it's like, could she have made that test any harder?

person3: I like turtles.

person1: you're retarded.

person2: i thought it was kind of funny. it helps that he does it sparingly! Nice 'I like turtles' bomb, person3.
by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 12, 2010
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Can I Borrow A Feeling?

The awesome single of Kirk VanHouten from the TV show, the Simpsons.
"Can I borrow a Feeling?
Can you lend me a Jar of Love?
Hurtin' Hearts need some healing,
Take my hand with your glove of love."
by Magnum TOKYO May 26, 2006
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i like your necklace

usally reffers to a women's boobs. it is when a women is wearing a long and flashy necklace with a low cut shirt
guy: Hey i like your necklace ;)
girl: uh thanks?
guy: *chuckles*
by imlolingirl November 15, 2010
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