by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013
Get the jack-o-lantern epilepsy mug.Fat camp director:all right kids do some flapy jacks.
Fat kid:slap slap slap*(fat on kid is slapping himself)
Fat kid:slap slap slap*(fat on kid is slapping himself)
by Mr. Maaan August 1, 2012
Get the flapy jacks mug.Alex: Man, I really need a cig, but I have a cough, so I gotta wait til tomorrow
Mark: Damn bro
Alex: Yeah, plus I have my final, so I'll really wanna cop a jack n cig.
Mark: Damn bro
Alex: Yeah, plus I have my final, so I'll really wanna cop a jack n cig.
by markissooocool December 17, 2011
Get the Jack n cig mug.a hypocrite who claims to be a good, diligent Christian and goes to church and sometimes even gets involved every Sunday, but doesn't give a damn and is the polar opposite during the rest of the week, only to return the following Sunday so they can just put this "mask" back on again.
PHONE CONVERSATION
Jessica: I went to a Marilyn Manson concert and got wasted last night. It was AWESOME!
Trent: *obvious sarcasm* Whatever. You coming to church this Sunday?
Jessica: Fuck yeah, time to take off the horns and put on my halo. ;)
Trent: Haha, Jess, you are such a Sunday Jack. Catch you on Sunday. *hangs up phone* Oh no...Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. :/
Jessica: I went to a Marilyn Manson concert and got wasted last night. It was AWESOME!
Trent: *obvious sarcasm* Whatever. You coming to church this Sunday?
Jessica: Fuck yeah, time to take off the horns and put on my halo. ;)
Trent: Haha, Jess, you are such a Sunday Jack. Catch you on Sunday. *hangs up phone* Oh no...Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. :/
by Error911 January 24, 2012
Get the Sunday Jack mug.When your underage roommate drinks your wine, then tries to hide behind the "open bottle policy" rather than admit that they drank it with their friends and boyfriend.
This term came first into use on the 7th of January, 2012 when a fridge was opened, and it was discovered that two bottles of wine were gone.
This term came first into use on the 7th of January, 2012 when a fridge was opened, and it was discovered that two bottles of wine were gone.
by Wineless January 10, 2012
Get the Wine-jacked mug.I. D. Jacking – A term similar to car jacking or hi jacking meaning identification theft or purloinment of personal information from Internet activity. Monitoring web site visits, Facebook friends, Twitter hits and various other on line social networking and commercial activity for the purpose of profiling the participant for mercantile, political, or criminal exploitation is I.D. Jacking.
Example: Of all the I.D. Jackers on the Internet, Google’s’ Android system is the most flagrant. Why is it when I Google search for tractor parts, the next five days of Internet surfing are loaded with advertisements for John Deere tractors at Home Depot?
Example: When I couldn’t deactivate the “I Cloud” account on my Apple IPad, it was obvious they were I.D. Jacking
my private email accounts and on line activity for mercantile purposes.
Example: The Federal Communications Commission threatened to file an Anti Trust action against Facebook unless they would continue I.D. Jacking Mohammed Abdula and forwarding the information to their operatives.
Example: When I couldn’t deactivate the “I Cloud” account on my Apple IPad, it was obvious they were I.D. Jacking
my private email accounts and on line activity for mercantile purposes.
Example: The Federal Communications Commission threatened to file an Anti Trust action against Facebook unless they would continue I.D. Jacking Mohammed Abdula and forwarding the information to their operatives.
by Dr. Gunther Volt January 18, 2012
Get the I.D. Jacking mug.Someone who hogs all the jacks in a card game for their own selfish gains. Particularly in team card games such as euchre.
Adam : I think I have a good hand we can get this trick
Joe: yeah only if I'm not being a jack hoarder in this b yah
Joe: yeah only if I'm not being a jack hoarder in this b yah
by dethj4y February 22, 2011
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