Friend zone

When you want to be more than friends but the other party doesn’t

He was friend zoned.

by #1rye November 6, 2018

Benefit Friend

Benefit claiming friends who get paid on alternate weeks

It's ok I'll get it, you can pay me back at your next benefit friend

by Metal Munkey March 6, 2023

Rick Friend

The Rick Friend is often a person do defines themselves as a cold hearted lone wolf and a uncaring asshole

John: yo dusty how would you describe yourself

Dustin: I'm just a asshole a lone wolf if you would cold and uncaring towards people

John: bro you're so a Rick friend

by WovenGnat July 14, 2024

Friend Chef

Who Chillaxx With ?

& Who 2 Who Flex Most Effective ... !+)

Trying Recipe's Of Who Matches Who , In You're Social Kitchen

One Thing To Recognise Is Friend Chefin ! Ya know , work out who sits where at the Christmas dinner Table...?

by The V ONE 2nd To None September 28, 2018

Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’

My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.

by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025

Friend

Someone who will invest in your billion dollar idea 🅱️ocks

You know what since we’re friends I will invest bro.

by Vibe-check-failed December 2, 2019

Friend

Something you don’t have

Jeff: hey do you have any friends
You: no

by No I won’t be your friend July 21, 2019