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Theater Kid

A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.
"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."
by Lex Logic March 14, 2025
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Fuck your kids

Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.
Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2024
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Marker Kid

wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them
@1insomnia234 tweeted: wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them
by wtf is a marker kid December 28, 2021
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fortnite kid syndrome

Fortnite kid syndrome is a mental illness that people obtain by gaming fortnite,some symptoms are a squeaky voice major toxicity and being a little bitch
You will have to put down for having fortnite kid syndrome
by E4ey. August 27, 2022
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KID

A way of insulting your children.
Also none as baby goat or child.
Come along kids.
Bah, to you to kid.
by Shaddow fox January 27, 2021
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brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.
Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!
by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023
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kid

kid- A child who acts very reckless and screams, wines, and cries for very pointless and stupid things.
The little kid cried because the other people intervened and took his toy truck and he started crying.
by the random 305867 April 4, 2022
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