Back Alley Salon

A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.

“Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”

by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Front Seat Back Seat

The act of eating pussy from the front seat while the lady is spread eagle in the back seat. A terrible sex position and not recommended.

Christian: Yesterday I front seat back seated Zoe
Everyone: Gross dude

by johnthebaptist6969 December 9, 2022

Back Tent

When you shit your pants but the shit is very hard and it pushes the seat of your pants out. It is like pitching a tent, but instead of an erection it is shit, and instead of your crotch, it is your ass.

Jimmy Buffet pitched a back tent in his speedo in the shallow end of the resort pool.

by Henryhenryhippo April 17, 2022

Big Back

Victor

Did you see how many cookies he ate? What a big back.

by Kamarion Jamal March 5, 2025

trey text me back

when u r sending funny texts to ur boyfriend and hes not answering u

trey text me back bro

by bingbong!!!! February 7, 2022

Kentucky back-hoe

Onanism with an item of furniture

Setees's all sticky, meemaw. JD been workin' the Kentucky back-hoe again?

by flounders July 29, 2024