why are bitches fancy they think that they are but they ain't its love that fucking counts out here bitches
by niyalyse March 26, 2018
A timeless phrase that is spoken or written whenever you suddenly realize what the person is actually saying, which often results in confusion or bewilderment. Honestly kinda comical in a way, as it's usually when the person says something unusual or unexpected that gets your full attention.
Doctor: Hey it's time for your monthly check up.
Timothy: Awesome.
Doctor: Did you take any pain relievers this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you experience any sort of sudden fatigue in your muscles, joints, or forehead this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you forget to take out the trash again?
Timothy: Nope, uh- wait what?
Timothy: Awesome.
Doctor: Did you take any pain relievers this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you experience any sort of sudden fatigue in your muscles, joints, or forehead this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you forget to take out the trash again?
Timothy: Nope, uh- wait what?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 10, 2022
A “wait what” is a really annoying female who never knows what you’re talking about and half way through the conversation says “wait what”.
by kkoopatroopa February 26, 2023
Joshua: So, did you have a good night with me, m'lady, *props himself up with one arm*
Sarah: I'm actually a man, *Rips of fake boobs to reveal muscles*
Joshua: That's even better
Sarah: wait...what?
Sarah: I'm actually a man, *Rips of fake boobs to reveal muscles*
Joshua: That's even better
Sarah: wait...what?
by Gem's_definition March 17, 2024
"what are frogs, mulder?"
by not a crusty crab November 09, 2018
Teacher: Would all major religions identify essentially the same state of mind as the highest spiritual level human beings attain?
Boy: What are frogs?
Boy: What are frogs?
by Jnaz June 15, 2018
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll grope You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits
Oh, Yes!
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll grope You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits
Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 17, 2024