Blazing Tornado Marksman

When you use a leaf blower to shoot a shit at someone and they try to hit it with their nut

Dude this girl last night came up to me and wanted to do a Blazing Tornado Marksman and i said ok whatever

by GumptionateShaboingboing February 21, 2023

Hot Tortellini Salad

A sexual move usually performed after eating Italian food. A man contorts his penis into a tortellini shape, farts and then has his salad tossed.

“I wasn’t sure if it was gay or not, but Stacey was full in on the hot tortellini salad, so it’s got be no-homo.”

by Dynamite Thundersteel February 28, 2023

Full tortoise

Taking all the pain and punishment and enjoying it all

Mate she is harsh, he must be going full tortoise

by Vlad bad March 14, 2023

Inverted tortoise

Where you align your anal cavities and fart into each others ass holes simultaneously

Hey Jeremy, Want to run an inverted tortoise later?

by Robertbuttsworthy March 20, 2023

nisa torres

the most perfect girlfriend a guy named ethan could possibly have she's beautiful, smart, loyal and amazing

Person #1: Have you see Nisa Torres she looks so pretty today
Ethan: Yeah i have she's my gf and she pretty everyday!!

by rebxl209 April 14, 2023

nisa torres

A girl that will adamantly proclaimed I was the best she ever had.

Nisa Torres "I loved that big dick last week. My boy friend can't make my legs shake like that."

by BMX King 101 April 15, 2023

Pork Torch

When you are porking in the dark and need a night light on.

Adrian "Can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole"

by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023