Usually live in Jacksonville, tend to do lots of jumping-jacks, and are the most popular among authors, as that seems to be the only name they ever use
by nerf_er_nuthin December 12, 2020
Get the Jackmug. by BBHS Lol September 18, 2020
Get the Jack Hopkinsmug. by I8ujuuui April 7, 2022
Get the Jackmug. by Quefff January 9, 2019
Get the jack kurtzmug. Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
Get the Jack-off Cookiesmug. When one is schmapple jacked it means they are tripping hard on DXM also known as: Triple C, cough syrup (not codeine). Can also just be a word used to refer to tripping hard in general. Can also be used in it's present participle form as schmapple jacking or cut short as schmappled.
"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"
"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."
"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"
"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."
"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"
"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."
"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."
by Amorino delfino July 14, 2018
Get the Schmapple Jackedmug. Stupid bitch who can't do pushups and has no right telling people they have bad pushups dumb bitch thinks weights will reduce his height skinny little boy Jack deserves the ring finger
by anonymous August 28, 2022
Get the Jackmug.