General P

A person in control of a situation, the P can stand for a various things, usually poop or pants or both at the same time. As in some one wearing the pants in a relationship. Usually it's referring to a female, usually a hussie or trollop

Origin:
It also could be referring to the lead singer of 80's glam rock cover band Babar.

1) General P control your poop army!
2) I think General P wears the pants in that relationship.
3) She's a regular General poopy pants

by OKGO! January 4, 2010

Gwongo P

What you say to your dog when he/she won't hurry up and pee as you're standing there by the door freezing your ass off.
short for go on-go pee

*dog meandering about*
You: "GWONGO P!"

by KJ771 September 30, 2010

p the b's

Pump the brakes, or "p the b's," is a common vernacular synonym for, "slow down your pony," or "bee-atch this relationship is moving too fast."

One will use "p the b's" to request that his current situation, namely a relationship, lessen its rapid pace.

Monica: Scott, will you move in with me?

Scott: P the b's woman, I just wanna some of your jelly.

by the unpaid intern June 22, 2011

goody p

1. an expression of excitement or contentment
2. a delicious treat
3. a sweet tushy
4. is a shortened version of goody proctor, and over time has evolved to plain and simple, goody p

Hey, I got a delicious ice cream sammy for you!
Goody P!

Hey, you were right about that thing you said!
Goody P!

by grlfromipanema November 26, 2009

Red P's

When a girl is on her period.

Guy 1: Dude, did you bang that chick?

Guy 2: Fuck no! She was on her Red P's!

by spichie October 14, 2011

qazedctgbujmol.wsxrfvyhnik,p;/

Similar to "Qazedctgbujmol", but it is a continuation of it. This word will be typed by you when you are so bored that you actually want to invent a new combination of letters but ended up typing something that already exists in the present world. I have spent days thinking of a new combination of letters and finally came up with one so now you can't.

Qazedctgbujmol is a shorter version of qazedctgbujmol.wsxrfvyhnik,p;/ and is what came up when I typed qazedctgbujmol.wsxrfvyhnik,p;/

by there person right over there June 12, 2023

Infinite P

Used as a slap bet and stands for Infinte Percent. If someone says "Infinte P" that something did or will happen and it doesn't or didn't happen, the person that the bet was made against gets to slap the person that made the bet.

Friend: "I Infinite P you won't fuck that girl."
Other friend: "If I do, I get to slap you."

by Kodak Zach June 15, 2016