VP Marketing

The most prestigious position ever made. You will most likely get a ton of work and emails. You are best friends with the one in-charge too.

Hey VP Marketing, did you get the other 20 emails sent today? Better respond or fail.

by Oceancommotionatthebeach June 3, 2025

Marketable

something dementor13 is not

dementor13 is not marketable

by stickyuh April 2, 2024

chocolate market

A euphemistic term for the butthole.

1.) He's a pain in the chocolate market.
2.) (At a bar), hey babe, wanna get out of here? I want to explore your chocolate market.

by Flung_Pu_Panda March 7, 2024

Marketing

Marketing is really what spam should be called, as they are essentially synonymous. Any fraudulent e-mails you get, marketing. Any unwanted phone calls from third world countries disguised as local numbers calling to inform you that you've won an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas? Marketing. The reason marketing isn't called spam is because marketing is actually considered to be a real major in college/post-collegiate studies, and it's all based on bullshit. You couldn't have some fancy college with a "Spam" major. Never trust someone who majors in marketing, or even whose job/career is based on marketing, as these people would swindle their own mother for a quick buck.

Today I turned on my computer, went to check my e-mail, and I found 13 new marketing e-mails in my spam folder.

by Space Wrangler July 6, 2021