Wank Holiday

To bunk of work unauthorised so that you can lie in bed all day jerking off to Anime porn.

Employee: Good day
Boss: Oy, I know you had a wank holiday yesterday!

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Holiday girlfriend

is a girl you meet abroad and then when you go back to your home country you talk to her through email and social media. If you like her a lot you may book another flight to go back and see her.

While abroad I met a holiday girlfriend and now I'm thinking about saving money to go back and visit her in a few months.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

Bank Holiday Madness

The drunken fighting and puking that happens in pubs on the last day of bank holiday weekends.

Sorry I threw my shit at you and punched your mum, I was suffering from bank holiday madness

by Gash187 December 7, 2015

holiday succ

a blowjob given during the holiday season that everyone loves.

person 1- what are you doing next week?
person 2- i'm getting ready to give my annual holiday succ.
person 1- AGAIN!!???
person 2- you know it!!🎄😫💦

by im ready for that holiday succ November 9, 2017

holiday-moon

Luxury travel experts at Inspiring Travel often get requests for life-changing and milestone events that are worth celebrating such as a new baby, a graduation and a new job. The experts have coined this type of holiday as ‘holiday-moons’, following the surge in popularity of minimoons, babymoons and honeymoons.

We've planned our next holiday-moon!

by EC1002 September 14, 2023

Everyone’s Favorite Holiday

June 19th.. duh? Alahna’s birthday

Omg it’s June 19th I love Alahna! That’s literally everyone’s favorite holiday.

by Alahnaa June 9, 2022

Holiday homecation

When you tell friends you are going on a staycation in the UK but actually your parents have a holiday home.

Dan "looking forward to my staycation in Somerset next week"

Andy "nice that sounds expensive"

Dan "staying at my parents beach house"

Andy "oh right, you confused me - you should have said holiday homecation. I wish I was you"

by MrInheritanceTax October 6, 2022