Smelly Josephine

When you shit on 10 £50 notes, then shove them down somebody's crevice. Then you ram it up the man's arse with an object of interest.

"That boy is such a twat, I'm going to give him a Smelly Josephine later."

by haha ye man November 9, 2020

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

smelly updog

When your coworkers have nothing better to do than to make fun of you because their wives got em simpin'

A) do you love the smell of updog

B) What's updog

A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck

he is a smelly updog

by Stephenbechara February 29, 2024

smelly leg

When a female shit's on your leg and your shin blast her in her cunt

The new nurse got the smelly leg yesterday

by ChiefDickems December 28, 2016

smelly boy ojo

The slinkiest boy of them all his head shape is irregular, his hair line is also as corrupt as the African government!

"Ahlie That guy is a smelly boy ojo,rahhh!"

by NotTaylorWhite February 11, 2019

Smelly Trout Bucket

Someone who has explosive diarrhea and pooped in his pants but is outside when it occurs

Ryan stopped in his tracks clenching is cheeks, he yelled out "I have a Smelly Trout Bucket"

by Milk4451 January 12, 2024

Smelly Cow

A smelly cow is like a annoying or dumb person specifically people with high egos, “fidgeters” and alt girls

“Hey your such a smelly cow because you have pink hair!”

by Farik Hanson April 2, 2021