by kmsbitches June 24, 2017

Dave: I gave that bitch a good jizz bath lastnight!
Bob: You mean you gave her the ole' salty milk mustache?
Dave: Hella yeah! It does a body goood!
Bob: You mean you gave her the ole' salty milk mustache?
Dave: Hella yeah! It does a body goood!
by Scroto T. Baggins February 24, 2004

when fucking a chick(with a rubber), you skeet in the condom, and rub the skeet all over your dick, then you take off the condom and slap the girl around with your "salty-spatoon"
Chester: dude holy shat after a rough night with ryan's mom, i finished off that MILF with a salty-spatoon.
Ryan: dude same here!
Ryan: dude same here!
by Chester THEE Molester December 20, 2008

While receiving oral pleasure, during ejaculation, one must flip over pinning the girls head to the floor and accomplish a full 360, resembling a key turning a lock. This manuver was originated in a parkinglot in the Florida Keys.
by Brendan, Austin, and Lily January 3, 2006

When you drink cum but it ends up cumming(see what I did there) down your nose and gives the shape of a hitler mustache
by U.Y.G.R. July 15, 2016

by Saltypecker Eater March 21, 2019

Having a girl smile before cumming and then cumming on her teeth so it fills in the gaps....similar to pouring batter in a waffle maker
by T_Hop December 2, 2010
