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Ride the Dragon

To eat spicy food and realize that all pain is an illusion.
I’m about to order some spicy pad Thai and ride the dragon.
oh look its the ride out flops, what a bunch of gay gimps
Ride out by hddjejejdjjdjf February 2, 2021

RIDE THE TRICK PONY 

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.
You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you

ride and shine 

when she hops on first thing in the morning
“I was even awake and my girl hit me with a good ole ride and shine”
ride and shine by mtpieluvr July 24, 2021

Ride or Die 

"Bonnie and Clyde? Bonnie died in the end. Noah and Dylan are the definition of ride or die
Ride or Die by aaa_1918 August 7, 2021

Ride and Bye 

The opposite of Ride or Die (being there for someone no matter what, through good AND bad times). A "RIDE AND BYE" friend, is when someone that you believed was a good one, actually turns out to be a "fair-weathered" one. You eventually realize, they always seem to be around for the fun times, but when things get serious (when you often need friendship the most), they are always M.I.A. They're typically full of excuses and unapologetic, because they usually don't feel they've done anything wrong. This kind of friend is sometimes referred to as a "User" or a "Good Time Charlie", who are definitely the "ride and bye" type and NOT "ride or die"!
"I finally realized Lori was a "RIDE AND BYE" type friend, when she never came over to help when I broke my leg, but was always the first person at the door for my epic parties!"
Ride and Bye by TonyaMC419 August 16, 2021