Lonely ppl day

For all those ppl who get bored cuz they don't have a bf/gf or are dating someone gender neutral and want a day for that it's on October 5th

Person 1:it's October 5th
Person 2:so?
Person 1: it's lonely ppl day

by Yahdjb October 4, 2021

taking a lonely

Taking a lonely (dump)

A phrase used to describe the act of defecating without having your smart phone with you.

a mental health exercise

Other related phrases:
"Soliturd time"
"Dropping an ace" (dropping a deuce)
"Taking myself to the superbowl"

A: "I just really need to stop over thinking."
B: "Have you tried 'taking a lonely'? It always helps me."

by xiacobolt September 8, 2022

The Lonely Bathroom

When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.

Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.

by GuruStyle June 29, 2010

Weapon Of Lone Destruction

A gun.

I don't need a Weapon Of Lone Destruction to define my manhood. But if you need a one to compensate for your inadequacies, that's your prerogative.

by ThreeDigitIQ March 12, 2011

Lone Coward

A person, often mentally unstable, who acting alone commits a violent or terrorist like act.

Did you hear about that guy who killed the soldier on Parliament Hill? Yeah, what a Lone Coward!

by Blair&Zac October 24, 2014

Lonely Robot

A lonely robot is something you can call somebody who acts like an NPC who also happens to have no friends. You can also use it towards somebody like you're reading a book. Saying things like "the lonely robot asked" "the lonely robot said".

Following this with onomatopoeias like "Beep" or "Boop" that resemble a robot can also be used to describe them, like you're translating what they said into robot slang.

Linda: "You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved."

Kora: ""You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved." Said the lonely robot."

Lina: "I'm not a lonely robot! That's just something my mom told me."

Kora: ""Beep boop bop!" The lonely robot exclaimed."

by shesclassist April 10, 2024

Lone Wolf

A lonely wolf is someone who is all day alone on his phone checking at his phone every single minute, but he knows he has no friends. A lone wolf are mostly nerds and schoolshooters, for your own safety you need to be friends with them.

girl: hey look its jeremy over there he is such a weirdo!
guy: hey don't talk like that he is a lone wolf!

by bootylicker2002 February 26, 2018