Maximizing Joy

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).

If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it is live music and maximizing joy.

by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021

endrea joy

Endrea-Joy is a great friend, a great sister and one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet!

Boy: Woah look at Endrea Joy, she’s so pretty
Boy:2: I know right!?

by fnnblol August 4, 2021

HARTWELL JOY

Dream of every girls.

I love hartwell joy.

by Thegifted August 22, 2021

hippie/rave joy

the bubbly, ecstatic personality of a raver chick or hippie chick when blissfully lavishing her happiness; carelessly and liberally thrown to everyone who is there when her excitement commandeers the conversation :D

OMG it's Courtney, she always is so happy I don't get it! she is always aloof and never has a bad day it seems she's in her own world, stay happy Courtney, stay happy you hippie/rave joy girl!

by LITERALLYcouldEVEN August 24, 2021

Joy-soil

Becoming so excited and happy that you soil yourself on purpose.

"We came from behind with a 3 goal deficit to win the game. I was so excited, I joy-soiled myself. Cleared out 3 rows of people in the process"

by thunor November 8, 2012

doing a joy

When somebody messages you even when you do not reply.

I can't sleep
Help
Help
Help
Im nervous
Are you awake
?
Are
You
Awake
Im so gonna do a joy
Coz i have nothing to do but watch tv for another three hours
And message you
You
Know
doing a joy

by not really ethan December 31, 2012

The After Joy

January 2, the official post-Christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding space for things you don't have space for.

"Hey, honey. Whew, he holidays are over. Let's just kick back and relax today."

"Are you kidding? I'm not looking at this tree for another week. Let's kick it to the curb and get all these boxes out to recycling."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Today's The After Joy."

by C. B. LEE January 4, 2012