Children

The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.

Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?

Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.

by Onefukked_up_asparagus July 4, 2019

Children of Heroes

I do not understand how you can possibly be this bored. You copied the literal ad for Ukrainian kids at the top of this page because your life is so meaningless

get a life and go outside

Children of Heroes

by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023

Children’s Vernacular English

Abbreviated as CVE, it is the distinct dialect used by prepubescent children

Words like blankie, tattletale, cooties, and scaredy-cat are examples of children’s vernacular English

by I Like To Define Words December 8, 2022

Drown the Children

In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.

I’m going to drown the children, do you want anything while I’m up?

by Harriet Humphries September 28, 2022

I hate children

Someone that hates children.

Kid: *throws sand at the man*

Man: HEY- SHOO

Kid *runs off, giggling*

Man: Ugh, I hate children.

by TotallyNotGuilty December 14, 2023

Children

A yummy food to swallow.

Sam loves swallowing children after rough gay intercourse.

by gaymonke47 August 7, 2023

crunchy children

Children that are crunchy.

"Hey Bleb! Don't you think those are crunchy children or ducks?"

by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021