4-inches

A man with their dong being this long is most likely a 11-12 year old kid who always talks about weird shit like how "their penis is massive" and they always talk about how they can "cum" as if its something reall cool, in reality they shoot more blanks than a man with a Vasectomy.

"yeah my penis is like 10-inches long dude" (their dick is 4-inches) "i can cum" "i once nutted so far that it hit my window that was 10-metres away from me" "you know that feeling of nutting ay"

by TheExplainerOfEVERYTHING July 24, 2023

juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.

He's Juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

Grow an inch

When Zara told oliver to grow an inch it was gross.

Yo homie grow an inch

by Trollfaceliver July 11, 2021

12 inch sinker

When a girl is very horny and thinks it's big but her clit tells her otherwise....

" wow that's a 12 inch sinker"

by 12 inch sinker November 15, 2016

an inch off the wall

When a notoriously hot chick is in the twilight of her hotness and about to pass over into mediocrity.

Pam Anderson was the ultimate hot snatch, but I saw her recently and she’s an inch off the wall.

by King of All Questions April 11, 2021

2 inch spiky

Insult meaning a tiny dick, specifically two inches

Stfu Ace all have down there is a 2 inch spiky

by SteakNachos September 26, 2020

3 inch yogurt slinger

The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.

chode
cum blast
cum gun

Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"

by meme nation December 19, 2017