A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
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Person 1 “What’s Derek doing over there?”
Person 2 “He’s balancing a ball on his head”
Person 1 “He’s such a funt!”
Person 2 “He’s balancing a ball on his head”
Person 1 “He’s such a funt!”
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but there's a forbidden discord furry version of him that needs to be kept in secret
also he thinks he can draw well with his furry character when in reality its just cringe
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also he thinks he can draw well with his furry character when in reality its just cringe
Funnt: ok i just looked up "funnt" on urban dictionary just for fun and why is there a scarily accurate definiton of me
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