by Dictive March 05, 2011
by Rufus the Third June 12, 2009
When a female responds to sexual invitation by pretending to begin perform a blow job, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. After testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man's face. Optionally followed by "branding" in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.
by Qoylurani October 31, 2010
A form of anxiety that makes the individual feel as if they have cross eyes. This makes the person extremely uncomfortable to the extent that they (the individual ) have the ill Illusion that they have Cross eyes. This causes the person to feel very self conscious about ones self. And becomes unable to complete tasks. This makes the individual feel extremely depressed as if delusional to the extent that they feel they have gone mad.
Linda feels that her Cross-Eyed ( Anxiety) will make her suffer in life and she will do nothing with her life.
by Dr. Robert Smith July 18, 2012
During the exchange of wedding vows, the point in which the groom becomes so overcome with emotion that he is unable to speak without sounding like he got his labia caught in his zipper.
That guy seemed so manly until his teary eyed tyler.
All the bridesmaids took a renewed interest in the groom after his teary eyed tyler as it proved that he indeed had a feminine side.
All the bridesmaids took a renewed interest in the groom after his teary eyed tyler as it proved that he indeed had a feminine side.
by David Letterman August 30, 2006
The one eyed pirate should be a selfish act. Get her from behind, and as you are gettin 'er done, reach around the back of your head with the right hand, covering the left eye (or vice-versa if you are a southpaw). A parrot on the shoulder is optional. Saying "Aaargh!" or "Shiver me timbers!" is not.
by Dirty Steve May 06, 2006
by Zach Block January 17, 2005