1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.
a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.
derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.
Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.
3. a support network
a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.
derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.
Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.
3. a support network
by clayhands December 9, 2010
Get the Sober Crowmug. "Did you hear that Caleb borrowed money from that chick and just took off?"
"Yeah, I heard. She got Dick Crow'ed."
"Yeah, I heard. She got Dick Crow'ed."
by BoltActionBaby February 18, 2015
Get the Dick Crowmug. A cop car, usually highway state patrol, that sits empty on the side of the highway with it's lights off. Akin to a scare crow to scare crows away from the crop, a cop crow scares civilians into compliance with the speed limit to deter speeding.
I was speeding on the 15 north until I noticed a cop car and slowed down then when I realized that it was a cop crow, I sped back up.
by Celeste McWhorter December 27, 2022
Get the Cop crowmug. Mutual Acquaintance- Have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?
Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet, it was yours.
Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the things that happen to us are so epic and hilarious. I am so headstrong, theres nothing I can't do and there's no one I can't take on.
Curly Crowe- Not everyone really thinks it's as funnyvas you do, they just pretend to because they're around you (because you're pretentious) and you want to keep your bullshit going and keep everybody defending you.
Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet, it was yours.
Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the things that happen to us are so epic and hilarious. I am so headstrong, theres nothing I can't do and there's no one I can't take on.
Curly Crowe- Not everyone really thinks it's as funnyvas you do, they just pretend to because they're around you (because you're pretentious) and you want to keep your bullshit going and keep everybody defending you.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Get the Curly Crowemug. by White Unicorn March 14, 2016
Get the Crows nestmug. The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.
by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021
Get the Chocolate Crowmug.