trail of clothes

Da jumbled line of hastily-cast-off shirts, pants, underwear, etc., dat you'd follow to discover which bedroom or other private enclosed space dat a horny couple hurried into in order to partake of a delightful bouncy-bouncy.

Generally you and a new chick don't hafta worry about getting "busted" by fellow humans if you live by yerself in a house or apartment, but if there are others in da vicinity, you'll wanna avoid a glaringly-obvious "trail of clothes" by forcing yourselves to wait till **after** you shut da bedroom door before you start lustfully peeling off each other's garments.

by QuacksO August 8, 2025

clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and is then merely left to choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.

Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.

by snowman559 November 19, 2021

cloth shaking

When you fart and feel your underwear moving

I was laying in my bed and farted it was cloth shaking

by CookieMonster14 February 8, 2020

Cunt Cloth

Women’s underwear

“You want to guess the color of my Cunt Cloth, want to see if it looks like Karlie Kloss”

by Gtru197 April 13, 2025

dump-clothes

(Noun) a very offensive term for a person that IYHO dresses so badly /poorly that it literally looks like they have found their clothes at the garbage dump.

Aunt Petunia: Harry you stupid dump-clothes, how dare you go on a date with Hermione dressed like this?

Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

School kid's clothes

Some one attempting to appear innocent because of something they did and it was really bad

girl "oh i didnt know that was sex"
boy "but uve done it with 5 other guys"
g "but they never told me what we were doing was sex"
b " YOU'RE A SLUT IN SCHOOL KID'S CLOTHES!!!"

by Straits.Nd.Corgs May 14, 2011

Multi-Clothing

a shirt that can be a skirt. or a skirt that can be a dress. clothes that can be other kinds of clothes

Bobella: "cindyloo thats a skirt"

Cindyloo: "no it's a dress. stop hating on my multi-clothing"

by TaylorMcdreamy May 17, 2011