by jsu August 10, 2005
ass hole who takes credit for an athletes dedication and commitment. commonly praises that soccer players attract many women. (and strangely talks about a soccer players strong thighs an awful lot....)
1.) Hey Jim pause the cowboys game, I'm going' to the bathroom to take a huge soccer fan.
2.) Hey, did you see those to soccer fans gargling each others balls last night?
3.) I wonder if that soccer fan knows theres a used condom hanging from his shorts....
2.) Hey, did you see those to soccer fans gargling each others balls last night?
3.) I wonder if that soccer fan knows theres a used condom hanging from his shorts....
by sid07gino08 May 15, 2008
Drunk soccer is a drinking game where players do tequila shots while playing soccer.
How to play:
Each team gets one sober player, the goalie. At the start each team does a shot (or enough alcohol to get buzzed, except the goalies). Each time one team scores, the opposing team has to do a shot. At half time both team do a shot (again except the goalies).
How to play:
Each team gets one sober player, the goalie. At the start each team does a shot (or enough alcohol to get buzzed, except the goalies). Each time one team scores, the opposing team has to do a shot. At half time both team do a shot (again except the goalies).
by arminel01 November 21, 2013
A white, suburban woman whose only purpose in life is to drive her whiny ass kids places, be a housewife, and go get her hair and nails done with her friends. She is Christian, and hates anything that might corrupt her "beautiful innocent babies".
Me: turns on "Black and Yellow" on phone
Soccer mom sitting 2 benches down with her toddler: EXCUSE ME what is that trash you are listening to? You better turn it off right this instant!!!
Me: Bitch you ain't my mother now shut up or move if you don't like my music, I was here first anyway
Soccer mom: I will tell your PARENTS about you corrupting my sweet innocent little baby! Now see what they say about that!
Me: *turns up music and flips her the bird*
Soccer Mom: *runs away crying*
Soccer mom sitting 2 benches down with her toddler: EXCUSE ME what is that trash you are listening to? You better turn it off right this instant!!!
Me: Bitch you ain't my mother now shut up or move if you don't like my music, I was here first anyway
Soccer mom: I will tell your PARENTS about you corrupting my sweet innocent little baby! Now see what they say about that!
Me: *turns up music and flips her the bird*
Soccer Mom: *runs away crying*
by yeaaaaaboiii October 09, 2017
by randomcringenerd April 28, 2021
The idiot on the field with a yellow shirt only making calls for the other team. He also cards you for asking the time until the game ends.
Blessing: Soccer ref, what’s the time until end game?
Soccer ref: *blows whistle and pulls out yellow card*
Soccer ref: *blows whistle and pulls out yellow card*
by ShawnMendes#74 September 17, 2018