Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

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Facts

To emphasize when a statement made is true

Raven: Aye you heard that new song is dumb fye
Tyrell: Facts, that beat is piped
Robin: Your hair looks cool
Josh:Facts

by btfw.k June 16, 2017

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Fact

Used in agreement to plans or a statement.

A: "Yo, lets cop a bag and turnup at the club."
B: "Facts"

by CurbanCam December 11, 2017

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Augie fact

A fact people agree on and do not have to look up.

Everytime black eye peas drop an album half of the songs are straight up bangers. Homie speaking augie facts!

by Yosoyaugie December 20, 2022

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fact

a thing that is always true

you love me, it's a fact

by an italian guy who likes pizza April 22, 2022

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Fact Sheet

It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!

Well, at least you get it.

It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.

Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.

by Entity 303 May 7, 2018

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