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Tiny Tew

n. An extremely small penis. Aka. Baby dick or micropenis.
Girl: Let's have sex.
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yes. Take off your pants
Guy: Okay. (Takes off pants)
Girl: Wtf is that?!?!
Guy: I know it's small, but I know how to use it.

Girl: Hahahaha! You're a Tiny Tew!
by DeezNutz69!@#$ May 13, 2020
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tiny trump

A stupid asshole who acts like a cool freak. Ranges from 2ft to 4ft tall. Has shitty hair and 3/4 of a thing he's says is false
by Udisjjdid September 25, 2016
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Tiny Frisbee

A very small package that you throw around and hope other people will hold gently.
A tiny frisbee. You know what else is small and swings around?
Your mom.
by Tiny Frisbee Luver January 14, 2022
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Tiny Dick Brigade

An obnoxious, inconsiderate person who creates unnecessary noise that impacts other negatively.
The Tiny Dick Brigade was out in full force last night, I didn’t get a wink of sleep.
by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025
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Tiny

Ryan is really tiny
by XxxnickMonacoxxxx April 27, 2019
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Tiny Johnson

I think that guy's poor attitude is linked to having a tiny Johnson
by DutchRub September 27, 2025
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tiny liv

liv is timmy tim’s gf.

Live from G25
Let's go!
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Ms. Lawton
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Ms. Lawton
Ms. Lawton
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Ms. Lawton
tiny liv: “can we learn statistics again Ms. Lawton?”

“no”
by tiny liv’s biggest fan November 23, 2021
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