Bathroom Lane Change

When you go into a bathroom to take a leak and all the sudden you have to take a shit and move from the urinal to a stall.

Man, yesterday I was at the urinal taking a piss and my stomach got all tore up and I had to take a shit . I had to zip up and hit the stall.

Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.

by joemanshowman March 4, 2018

Higher than bathroom chicken

A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.

Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.

by Two-handed anaconda October 20, 2025

bathroom juice

juice that is made in a bathtub that is not good and is highly toxic.

ayo this guy on omegle was just making bathroom juice.

by slut hannah January 13, 2022

Mopping bathrooms

To “ throw it back “ in a club or work a pole

Yo start was killing it last night , she was mopping bathrooms on the pole

by Throwntothewind December 23, 2023

Bathroom

A place where you take a large sh*t, piss, etc

I neeeeeed to use the bathroom, Amy said

It’s may I use the bathroom amy, mrs.cooch

by Mrs.coochieman November 17, 2022

bathroom creatine

Slang for anabolic steroids

One I started using bathroom creatine my gains in the gym quadrupled innone month.

by WolfDale February 22, 2023

public bathroom

a place that has shit all over the place and even some cum, usually has some mustard too.

When he shit in the public bathroom, he thought to himself, how much constitpation is in my ass.

by jissel69420 February 25, 2022