squat cobbler

When a fully clothed man in a costume sits on a pie and wiggles around in it

Dan: What kind of pie do squat cobblers use?
Jimmy: I don't know. Peach, banana cream, not really my area of expertise.

by PatrickMcElephant August 30, 2016

dove squatting

When you buy so much dove body wash that you have filled your primary residence, and your only option in is to rent the neighbouring house and default on it.

There was a sexy party going on at number 13, but we knew the tenants were dove squatting. We sent Jonny in, and he confirmed it was everywhere.

by B-double-D April 24, 2020

squat life

The urge to have your butthole railed by a black male, commonly associated with white boys with trucks

hey look that kid in that truck is about the squat life you can tell by the lift in the front and nothing in the back ricky

by phillip reyes February 8, 2018

Squat and Squirt

This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.

"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"

"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."

"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."

by ToughGuy33 October 10, 2023

Mob Squat

Verb

A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.

When unhappy with the status quo, people gather in a Mob Squat to unleash their frustration.

by Morons Are Really Pathetic March 6, 2012

squat cobbler

A grown man sitting on a pie for the titillation of an audience. Fully clothed. Usually on video. Made famous in season 2 of the cult TV series Better Call Saul.

Have you gentleman ever heard of the term Squat Cobbler?

by Gordon Freeman August 17, 2016

doo-squat

1) literally every simp you'll ever meet.

2) when you put the toilet on top of your shit.

Did you hear Kyle did a doo-squat today?

Oh my gosh! Theodore made a huge doo-squat!

by loowithdoo123 September 13, 2020