A fetish in which Someone sits in a pie and wiggles around
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder
by Slippin jimmy August 28, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. by Brie72 January 21, 2025
Get the squat mollymug. An act after a *cream pie* where a woman stretches her hips using a standard squat and seminal fluid drops on the floor like a bird poop.
by TrashKat93 March 30, 2020
Get the Cum Squatmug. by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
Get the Irish Squatsmug. A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.
by I'm Brian April 12, 2011
Get the squat-itismug. I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.
She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.
She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.
by Assclap90k November 17, 2023
Get the Twat squatmug. The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
Get the stiffy-squatmug.