A soldier asked Eminem for his autograph

A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,

Sure, if I can have yours.

Hey dido, did you know a soldier asked Eminem for his autograph?

Oh? Thats news to me bub!

by Realdido November 23, 2023

soldiers friendship

When soldiers after the war are still together no matter what

Look at them! It's a good example of soldiers friendship!

by Petrecka October 1, 2017

Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)

Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P

by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021

soldier mission

Going on a day trip for skiing/snowboarding where you leave home early in the morning and return home that night, instead of renting a hotel room for one, or having an extended stay of more than one day.

Person A: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Person B: "We did a soldier mission to Wolf Creek, left Albuquerque at 4am, were on the slopes by 9am, then got back in town about 9pm. Im exhausted from all the driving, but the pow was worth the trip!"
Person A: "Nice man, but you better hope the boss-man doesn't find out!"

by el_barto December 6, 2012

Sesame soldier

Slang term for someone copying you, same as me soldier

If someone has copied what your wearing or what you have said etc "so your a sesame soldier are you?"

by Sargent sesame May 26, 2024

Foot Soldier

People that derive sexual gratification from sticking their feet inside the buttholes of others.

"She told me to be her foot soldier so I oiled my foot up and slid it in her bum"

by Lid Boy September 24, 2021

Egg and Soldiers

This is when the woman puts their head between the mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's like when your dunking your toast in your eggs (The Soldiers). whilst this is happening the man is resting his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to the eggs in their egg cups.

Hey, My guy Ralph gave his wife an egg and soldiers last night , he showed me pictures.

by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018