skibidi corporate

Noun: meaningless corporate drivel

Like being on a conference call listening to your boss talk about sales while you watch him go through a slideshow in front of a generated tropical background

"I was on that sales call all afternoon, 2 hours of skibidi corporate, my brain is rotted."

"My boss was talking that skibidi corporate at me, I don't remember any of it."

by TheStinson January 14, 2025

skibidi sigmas

Residents from Ohio who mew and mog betas, while rizzing up level 10 gyatts

Sigma 1: "We are skibidi sigmas"
Sigma 2: "Erm... what the sigma...."

by moggingsigma10 June 12, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet refers to a YouTube series made by DaFuq?!Boom. Skibidi Toilet is the worst thing ever made and is the worst piece of shit to ever exist in this world.

Gen Alpha: I like skibidi toilet!
Unbrainrotted guy: Ew no Skibidi Toilet is shit.
Gen Alpha: No you're lying you have level zero gyatt! Skibidi toilet is the b-
Unbrainrotted guy: *shoots kid*

by ‌  August 19, 2024

Scary Skibidi Sigma

Scary Skibidi Sigma is a group on roxbot.com which is a Minecraft server dedicated to 1.8.9 PvP. Scary Skibidi Sigma is commonly known as S.S.S and is referred to as #S.S.S.
The S.S.S is a gang which runs roxbot, they basically own it .. if u ask me..
They also own a discord server, this enhances their aura, skill and PvP skills. no one can beat the sigmas not even the xgang... betas....

Scary Skibidi Sigma
S.S.S member "say .S.S.S owns me and you wont be on the awp list"
"THE S.S.S OWNS ME"
thats how sigma is done.

by ScarySkibidiSigma June 25, 2024

Skibidi

A fictional tale woven by a YouTube creator, about mutant toilets

Alex was joking that the the bathroom was full of skibidi toilets

by Genbeta April 19, 2024

mewing to skibidi

mewing to skibidi is a term where you mew to skibidi toilet and improve your jawline, edging makes this method faster and more efficient

"yo do you see that man over there his jawline is so sharp"

"yeah hes probably mewing to skibidi"

"and edging too!"

by DankDefinitions May 30, 2024

Skibidi Swirly

When you're trying to give a stupid ahh nerdy person a swirly but then you are caught off guard and realize that the toilet is an ultra mega godly skibidi toilet. Then you put their head into the skibidi's mouth and give them a little spinny in the skibidi mouth. The toilet is so caught off guard by this that it calls for help from Squid Game player 001 from season 1, 오일남. player 001, uses his tumor to throw at you and the stupid ahh nerd that you intended on giving a swirly to. He knocks you out and puts you in the Squid Games. Since you know all of the games and have previously played and won the 45.6 billion won, all you want to do is save all of the players from the same fate as your late brother sang-woo. You fail to realize that the new player assigned the number 001 is the front man you have been attempting to arouse and investigate. In the end you and your new team of players, including the front man, steal the guards guns and start to rebel. You think that you might stand a chance but then you run out of ammo and player 001 shows his true colors and kills your best friend. And you're all like "NOOOOO." so then you kiss his dead body and he turns into a frog and he is alive. And then he says "You must travel to the highest mountain and the deepest valley to find 3 keys, with these keys you can help me turn back into a human." and youre all like "ok" so then you set off on your journey. To be continued..

Fred-Im gonna give you a Skibidi Swirly!!!
John-NO WAY JOSE!!!!
Fred-Yes way bae
John- Im actually player 456 from Squid Game so im gonna booty you in the butt!
Fred-BET!!!
John-Jk that was a test to see if you're gay and you failed!!
Fred- :(

by plurgfish January 2, 2025