by kmsbitches June 23, 2017
Dave: I gave that bitch a good jizz bath lastnight!
Bob: You mean you gave her the ole' salty milk mustache?
Dave: Hella yeah! It does a body goood!
Bob: You mean you gave her the ole' salty milk mustache?
Dave: Hella yeah! It does a body goood!
by Scroto T. Baggins February 24, 2004
when fucking a chick(with a rubber), you skeet in the condom, and rub the skeet all over your dick, then you take off the condom and slap the girl around with your "salty-spatoon"
Chester: dude holy shat after a rough night with ryan's mom, i finished off that MILF with a salty-spatoon.
Ryan: dude same here!
Ryan: dude same here!
by Chester THEE Molester December 16, 2008
While receiving oral pleasure, during ejaculation, one must flip over pinning the girls head to the floor and accomplish a full 360, resembling a key turning a lock. This manuver was originated in a parkinglot in the Florida Keys.
by Brendan, Austin, and Lily December 30, 2005
by Saltypecker Eater March 21, 2019
When you drink cum but it ends up cumming(see what I did there) down your nose and gives the shape of a hitler mustache
by U.Y.G.R. July 16, 2016
Having a girl smile before cumming and then cumming on her teeth so it fills in the gaps....similar to pouring batter in a waffle maker
by T_Hop December 01, 2010