big monke

A gorilla. Makes sense, you know?

Guy 1 at the zoo: Hey, look at that big monke!
Guy 2, accompanying Guy 1: You mean gorilla?

by the random. December 8, 2021

Monke

Somthing 9 year olds say because they think they are funny.

Boy: LOL monke.
Mother: This is why nobody loves you.

by GooseMilker May 7, 2022

Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding

If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.

by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013

monke

monke

forget humanity become monke

by monke villager April 5, 2021

monke

i understood that very well!

teacher: bla bla bla
student: monke

by anonymous March 2, 2021

Monke

Monke is ancestor, Monke is love, Monke is life, Monke is everything hooman are not hooman are not hot, monke on other hand is hot VERY hot.

Go back i want to be Monke >:(

by MonkeMMMMMM November 17, 2021

Monke

Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!

"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*

by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021