A-Lindsay 

a): The action of poop coming out of your but in massive amounts, great proportion and incredibly smelly.

b): Severally small or long but skinny pieces of diarrhea like substances rapidly leaving the anus.

c): Common metaphor to describe a horrible poop like smell.

d): A second way to say "you play like shit".

a): "Hey Josh, i need to go take a-lindsay."

b): "Sterling! Why does my tennis racket smell like you took a-lindsay on it?."

c): "This food taste a-lindsay."

A-Lindsay by Tri-Nuts January 16, 2011

slagy lines 

A girl called Leah lines who goes out with any boy she sets eyes on

Slagy lines was scrolling in instagram for a new boyfriend

slagy lines by Dave 101 August 10, 2017

Disco Lines 

The purposeful ingestion of cocaine (Schedule II) and Molly (Schedule I) through the nasal cavity; typically with a rolled dollar bill. Instills a "kickass" psychoactive hallucinogenic effect on the mind.

"Yo bro let's go rail some disco lines in the bathroom of the local 7-11"

Disco Lines by FratKrish January 30, 2019

Sneaky Link

When You Agree To Meet Up Have Sex Build A Secret Emotional Or Physical Bond With Someone Other Than Your Known Partner Of Course Without There Knowledge

Elainey: Me An A Wopstxr Have A Sneaky link
Ellie: Good luck for your cervix we had one last week

Elainey: Y’all have to stop now we are Sorry My Sneaky Link

Sneaky Link by iCloudHacker1 May 18, 2022

Lindsey 

One of the most attractive human beings to ever exist. You can chase this elusive creature for eternity, but deep in your heart you know you will never be good enough for her. And whoever she's dateing, she can do better, no matter who she's with. She can turn even the biggest manwhore into a one woman kind of guy, without even knowing it. She has dark hair,perfect teeth, and Green/Blue eyes that are amazing, even though she dosent like them. She is around 5'4" which is perfect for when you hug her, and her head rests right on your shoulder. She likes to read ,(which is rare). And cant help herself when it comes to Justin Beiber. You can't help getting excited, when she is happy. And when she gets sad you cant help but become angry/threatening at what ever is causing something so perfect, so much pain. In short: She is perfect for everyone, but to perfect for anyone.

Enchanted Guy #1:"Who is that angel in the corner, reading a nook?"

Enchanted Guy #2:"Thats Lindsey, but don't bother, she is to perfect for any mortal man."

Lindsey by TheBiggestManwhoreSheKnows January 19, 2011

licks the kitty 

the act of placing tongue on young feline. the act of placing tongue on vagina(pussy). when adding a name to it, very funny phrase to say in your head to make you laugh.

mama cat licks the kitty.
(any name) licks the kitty.

licks the kitty by jackal210 July 29, 2009

Lindsay Garofalo 

NOUN- an amazing person, who deserves A GOOD GUY (: and is absolutely hilarious, can make anyone smile , can brighten anyones day, is mostly people named jordyn's bestfriend (;, oh and absolutely beautiful ! she is never quiet, and will change your entire life with her love of ducks. very ranom

Jordyn: THROWS PEANUT BUTTER AT ZACH! YOU DONT DESERVE HER SHES WAY TOO MUCH OF A LINDSAY GAROFALO !!!!
Zach: *screams liek a little girl

Lindsay : lays on ground laughing

(backround people) : zach doesnt deserve a lindsay garofalo. yeah i totally agree. She was way to nice to him. Yeah definently.

Lindsay Garofalo by JODY BOXNUM December 15, 2009