(ADJECTIVE) A word to replace the cliche haha or lol. Can also be used to describe something, or someone funny!
by Bhavanda Be Cool January 22, 2012
by hav you guys see chinese pickl September 28, 2023
The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.
"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"
"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".
"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"
"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"
"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"
"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"
"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"
Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".
"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"
"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"
"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"
"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"
"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"
Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
by Neville Fkn Bartos February 04, 2016
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by p00piep4nts November 20, 2021
When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.
Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!
Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?
Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!
Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?
Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.
by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020
When everyone is differently minded in a group of people who all think the same. Typically a depressed person in a group of abnormally happy people.
Person 1 - "Look at Timmy. He's so pessimistic while everyone else is running around, having fun."
Person 2 - "Yeah, you could say he's a like a leech in a jar. He knows he'll just die eventually, what's the point of it all."
Person 1 - "Wtf man."
Person 2 - "Yeah, you could say he's a like a leech in a jar. He knows he'll just die eventually, what's the point of it all."
Person 1 - "Wtf man."
by Lord_Truffles May 11, 2019