M&M’s jar

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am

“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”

by anonymous February 2, 2024

cunt jar

Someone that is so "cunty" they are the equivalent to a jar full of cunts. A level of "bitch" that can't be topped.

Did you see Nicole today? She is acting like a total cunt jar.

by Queen Adorer April 19, 2017

Jarring

Mr St. John’s favourite word, meaning greatly contrasting or anything else he wants it to mean.

Maccie B’s character development was bare jarring innit

by cardi b hehe April 27, 2022

Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

by DNAGuy June 12, 2024

Jarring

Someone that talks too much or just talk the most nonsense

That teacher is soo jarring

by mswiththedefs November 16, 2022

Tard jar

A short bus. A shortened school bus for special needs children.

Check out all them reerees cramming into that tard jar. What kind of shitty field trip could they be going on?

by behebojo September 12, 2022

Friendship Jar

You definitely have way too much time on your hands aren't you? *Sigh* fine, fine...

- it means, giving out your kindness to your friends or coping your kind of friendship to avoid toxic people from changing it.

*Sigh*
- It's a jar type that resembles the meme where that blue pony is inside that jar.

Synonyms: Kindness spreader

Antonyms: Pure Foe Bottle

Do I even have to make an example about the Friendship Jar?

by ihategumbo November 2, 2021