am i dumb?

here's the definition on dumb i'll let you decide

dumb
P.S. if you ask this question on the internet then the answer is probably yes.

guy on the internet: am i dumb?
the internet: yes!

by jefferjack August 31, 2016

am i gay?

something you type into google, knowing full well that you are

am i gay?
yes you are.

by elwyngs June 9, 2020

am i gay

yes

you may ask yourself "am i gay"

the answer?

"yes"

by i AM the gay November 8, 2018

Am I Evil?

1) Easily one of the greatest heavy metal song ever written, originally by Diamond Head then covered by many, which most notably of which is the mighty Mettalica.

2) If you're thinking this question to yourself... then you most likely are.

Person A: "Oh my god i just heard 'Am I Evil?', it's awesome"

Person B: "I know right but after listening to it I always think 'because I like a song like this, am I evil?"

Person A: "Yea... you are"

by ProfessorBoobystien January 6, 2012

am i gay?

yes

am i gay? yes you are

by auau oh yeah June 1, 2019

am i late

Something a weird kid comments on a post at 1 am 2 weeks after the original post date while stalking a girls instagram page.

Person 1: "then he said am i late in the comments at 1 am"
Person 2: "What a weirdo"
Person 1: "and it was two weeks after too!!!"

by TAsteTheRAinbOOw October 9, 2020

help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions

i was kidnapped and i was supposed to constantly make urban dictionary definitions, please if you know someone named abigail florester, please tell her i love her and that i am going to escape this place

me: my phone number is

me: I AM FINE, AND THE MESSAGE "help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions" ARE FALSE DO NOT WORRY HE IS DEFINITELY NOT DEAD I MEAN I AM NOT DEAD

by VincentGo! November 27, 2022