fake doctor

A fake doctors is a physical therapist. They claim to be Doctors but no one really gives a shit or believes that they really are. If they were smart enough to be a doctor, they would be a real doctor.

Did you hear Jenni's a Doctor?

No she's a fake doctor, she's a physical therapist.

by JizzyJones September 18, 2013

Doctor L337

when cumming in a girls butt, punch her in the kidney and when she turns around to ask what the fuck just tell her how cute her hair looks from your angle

*during buttsex*
*punches kidney*
girl:what the fuck
guy: your hair looks cute babe.. DOOHOHOOOCTER LEET(Doctor L337)

by Zasalamel December 9, 2008

Ham Doctor

A homosexual male who enjoys anal sex with overweight men.

Cliff's a total ham doctor; always trolling the clubs for the chub.

by LiveThinkTank2 July 22, 2009

Eye Doctor

The eye doctor is when you insert the penis into your beloved's eye socket and thrust in and out, ultimately popping out her eye, and then ejaculating into the eye socket. The semen then in turn drips down your partner's throat and at that point she swallows your load.

Hey man ,guess what I did last night? I eye doctored that girl I brought back to my place!

by g00k October 26, 2007

doctor shopping

Alternating doctors to obtain overlapping prescriptions. Most commonly done to obtain painkillers such as oxycontin.

The USA's highest rated radio host, Rush Limbaugh, was accused of Doctor Shopping to obtain thousands of oxycontin pills once he became addicted to them after treating his back pain. In April 2006, Limbaugh settled out of court in his legal troubles.

by Ryan Murray July 30, 2008

DoctorMuthaFuckingOctagonopus

The act of interrupting DoctorOctagonopus as he is about to fire his lazer at you.

DoctorOctagonopus: Doctor..

Random Person: Quiet Mr Jeanie, now listen to my wish!

-slap across the face-
DoctorOctagonopus: DoctorMuthaFuckingOctagonopus!

by MediocareEmployee May 28, 2010

doctordisrespect

let's talk about about me, let's talk about the 6'8 frame the 37 in verticle leap...the black steel that drapes down my back aka the bulletproof mullet, the google prototype scopes with built-in LCD LED 1080p 3D sony technology. The Ethiopian poisonous catapillar aka SLICK DADDY. let's talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40ft deep that house the other 95% of my trophies, the awards, the certificates, all claiming first place, right?

doctordisrespect is a trihard

by docfan69 April 25, 2020